Be Careful What You Ask For

Well, Jack, in his stealthiness, spied a wonderful example of an Afghan who is spatially challenged. You might think this is the exception. No folks, it's the rule! How could you NOT believe that after all of the wonderful covert images Jack has thrown your way.

Anyway, this happened after a barbecue we had for all Air Force personnel after a half-marathon run (no, Jack was not dumb enough to participate in that). We had borrowed three picnic tables from another organization, and needed to return them. While we had a friendly forklift driver retrieve the tables, he was nowhere to be found when we needed to return them. Luckily, Hiwad (one of our Afghan engineers) flagged this guy down on his way by our building and asked if he could haul them back over to the loaning organization.

Then comedy ensued......



Now why on earth would you make two trips (we're talking a 1000 yard drive at the most), when you can pile three of them in a truck and hold them precariously in place while you "go the distance." Sometimes it's better just not to know--Jack out!